I realize that I have been 8 months M.I.A. and I sincerely apologize to my one follower.  The main reasons for my radio silence are (1) work has been insane, (2) general laziness and (3) I got married.  

No, this blog will not recount all of my wedding memories and advice.  But I will probably include a few details that to pretend never happened would just be criminal.

Thus, the bridesmaids luncheon.   

This is a photo is of a seating chart created by my mother, C.  For those that do not know C, she is pretty much perfect at planning functions.  There is no way my wedding or 85% of my life’s main events would have ever happened without her.  She is detailed, thoughtful and her intensity when she is in The Zone can only be matched the fire of one thousand suns.  

So, despite whatever Freud may say, this was probably an accident.  I, however, prefer to believe that she knew exactly what she was doing.  I prefer to picture her grinning maniacally as she pens the name of my staunchly Southern Baptist, great aunt at the head of the penis.