February 2011
0 posts
Pajama Jeans →
Hell. Yes.
January 2011
3 posts
Ice Ice, Baby.
I have noticed that my father has become, well, edgier in his old age. My my mother, C, has apparently chosen to document this. Extensively. Personally, I think this is because C realized that she was pegged as the parent closer to the verge of hysterics and she’s now enjoying not being the “crazy one.” Last week, my father tagged along with C and me to the antique market....
Captain's Log
I really want to be part of a good mutiny.
Warp speed!
December 2010
4 posts
What.
As a criminal defense attorney, I feel that on a weekly basis I see a pretty good sample of the totally off-the-wall stuff that people do. My threshold for what really shocks me has slowly decreased. So I was pretty surprised when this week’s “what.” moment came from one of our civil clients.
Because of attorney-client privilege, I can’t discuss my cases. I will,...
More in the Chronicles of Moving
It seems that I have a weird habit of attracting various items that won’t go away. I should explain. Walk with me.
Back in college, my roommate, S, and I threw a party for the Equestrian team. We awoke the next morning to a keg stuck to our living room floor. We don’t know who brought it and no one claimed it.
S was, what I call, a “saver.” She didn’t hoard...
The Great Divan
There it is. The Chair. I call it “The Thing That Is Way Too Big To Fit In The Living Room.” He calls it “The Best Decision I Have Ever Made.”
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I should explain.
I realize that I have been 8 months M.I.A. and I sincerely apologize to my one follower. The main reasons for my radio silence are (1) work has been insane, (2) general laziness and (3) I got married.
No, this blog will not recount all of my wedding memories and advice. But I will probably include a few details that to pretend never happened would just be criminal.
Thus, the bridesmaids...
March 2010
7 posts
Good news, I saw a fox today.
While driving home to my parents’ house in Atlanta, Georgia, I actually passed a fox wandering down the sidewalk like it was someone’s lost pure-bred pet.
And then I remembered David the Gnome.
And then I named it Swift.
“My wall paper and I are in a battle to the death. One or the other must go.”
– Oscar Wilde
Seriously. I don’t know what is killing me faster: this cold/stomach death or the heinous, peach, Days Inn crap on the walls at the doctor’s office.
Against the Grain
What a time to be allergic to wheat.
“I don’t need feng shui. I have Jesus.”
– My roommate on redecorating
Apples to Apples
I’m concerned. You wouldn’t believe what card won.
Gold
This weekend, while watching a TV marathon, I happened upon some of Matthew McConaughey’s early work … as a re-enactment actor … for Unsolved Mysteries.
Yes, he is wearing cut-off jean shorts.
Yes, it was some of his best work.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5k5r6_unsolved-mysteries-series-texas-mos_shortfilms
Alec Baldwin is to Marriage as Domestic Violence...
How does someone “ref” something at which he failed so miserably? Hmm?
(I do, however, love that man in 30 Rock.)